THE GREATEST PRIZE AT THE
LONDON 2012 OLYMPICS
...IT’S THE HOLY GRAIL.
There’s a rumour there’s treasure buried beneath the 2012 Olympic site. And that a secret army is going to find it.
Only nobody believes it.
But when a mysterious group of pirates move to the East End, people become suspicious.
And when Cockneys start disappearing, the Pearly King demands answers.
But that’s the least of Oscar’s worries - all he wants to do is kill some cockroaches. The problem is, he’s using a chemical weapon to do it. And he has to get rid of it before the police find out.
A funny, fast, mad-cap who-dunnit Cockney caper involving pirates, pie and mash, Pearly Kings, and the best idea ever for getting round the smoking ban.
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